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Waxing rails?
Aug 15, 2003 by bike4life

Hey do you guys wax the the strate hand rails or what. Every time I get up on one I go slower than hell and just stop?
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Aug 15, 2003GreenBeret

this is a dumb topic. just wax the damn rail it aint hard.

Aug 15, 2003Mart

Well... if you go slow, try waxing it? Sheesh...

Aug 23, 2003aaron

run faster at the rail.... (i'm not even joking)

also, check that your grindplates arent worn down to rubber... i know, i know, it can be hard to believe that soft, sticky rubber won't slide as fast as hard, slick plastic...

and finally, if you still need more speed, you need to first
1) bend over
2) rub your nose on your own gooch (here's where those yoga lessons come in)
3) shove your head up your ass
4) ask your rectal lining how to apply wax for a rail (believe me, your rectal lining will know, it's seen tonnes of waxed poles before)

note: your rectal lining will tell you to stop being a dumbass (pun not intended) and simply rub the wax onto the top of the rail, apply light force

now to get shit on cause kids can't read humour about themselves without getting pissed off anymore

Oct 1, 2003TIPPMANN98DUDE

duuu wax it dummass

Oct 1, 2003GreenBeret

hey retard y u post to a dead topic?

Dec 25, 2003Scalier

...if i ever manage to get soap shoes i will search a good place to run&grind
really fast and i wont stop then to fuck with sum friggen pipes with some wax!
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