Hahahaha, Sam made a blank topic....

And I got into it using Source.

I've said it before, I'll say it again.....

"Johnson! Heelys Sales are dropping! We need a new shoe!"
"Uhm, sir, how about a new Soap shoe?"
"Soap shoe? Hell no! Just slap a grind plate on a pair of heelys, then let the monkey's spray paint, then release it to the public for an insane amount of money!"

Above all, until you guys say you can "fix how heavy replaceable grind plate shoes are" you guys should above all release the:

Scorchers or broadsides.

Above all else, those you guys should release. I hope you guys get some sense smacked into you soon.

That's right! Who else has a little thing to say to HSL?!?!

HSL, I hope you will excuse me for not sounding professional, so I hope that this post will make up for it.

We have done so much to bring back soap shoes (when I say we, I mostly speak on behalf of Trevor, Renny, and Steve Deel of course, but I don't know if you realize there is an entire community here dedicated to soap shoes who tries to do whatever they can to promote soap shoes) and even though all the promoting WE have done as brought soap shoe sales to skyrocket, you still do nothing.

I hope you can understand where any recklessness is coming from. You have done nothing despite the increased sales. You do not advertise for soap shoes in the least (so you really cannot use how people don't know about soap shoes as a reason, since you guys never advertise for them). It's been a very long time, and I don't see anything that you guys have done to compromise for all we have done.

I noticed something in the letter from HSL that Alex Morris sent. You guys said you would release new shoes and they would just "not be under the name soap shoes. There is a lot more to it than that. We don't want to pay an extra 50 bucks for a crappy wheel we will never use. We don't want your shoes, we want soap shoes. Soap shoes we don't have to pay an extra 50 bucks for a wheel we don't want, need nor we will use.

So I hope you guys will reconsider your choice (considering what your stocks are like, and how much care you put into soap shoes so far).

Trevor, I hope you can let them know I said most of that. Thanks a lot Trev :D

I'll try to use some of this, but the first major speach i will have to leave out. I'm not going to show HSL speaches that are dissing HSL left and right (even if they deserve it). Give me some speaches without swearing, without Heelys are gay (instead say 'heelys really don't appeal to us, they are heavy and we don't like the wheel' or something like that). Sales aren't 'skyrocketing' but they are keeping steady and slowly rising, and it's the consistancy that is the key.

Anyways, try rewriting and remember, they do own SOAPs, dont' bite the hand that feeds you type of thing. k? This is a business, not school. any comments that are rude won't do us a bit of good, they won't listen to any 'school punks' who are ranting (which is what it will seem in their minds).