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Soap Shoes Maxwell

Do you need a place to hide your lunch money? Or, do you need your shoes to be flat like your head? Or, if Soap style appeals to your delicate nature, and you're stupid and uncoordinated, just pop in the Maxwell!

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Apr 13, 2006 soaphoax

Can you actually grind on those things, lol !?!? They look proper dodge ! :(

Apr 13, 2006 mgm


Apr 14, 2006 AnthoFlex

Dude lmao no u cant....Those are for Soap h8rs who want their shoes to be "regular"

Apr 15, 2006 soaphoax

whode want to to that!! excluding my mum

Apr 22, 2006 mrman

also some schools (like mine) banned soaps with grind plates

Apr 23, 2006 James

Did you notice that hole type thing in the plate...You can probly hold some folded soap stickers or money.

Apr 23, 2006 James

Oh sorry did'nt look at the definition...Sorry bout' that

May 11, 2006 AnthoFlex

I would shoot anyone with these for disrespecting SOap's....but then again,....they could probably be used for something else...LMAO

May 18, 2006 chip

ya i heat theas who wants a pair of soaps that dont grind

May 18, 2006 Curtinator


Jun 3, 2006 teamhoax

are they plastic or rubber like the soles of shoes ?

Jun 3, 2006 Surfaced

they are plastic

Jun 4, 2006 AnthoFlex

plastic on the bottom? Really? that isnt too smart....the plate should be plastic....and the bottom rubber.....thats just my opinion

Jun 4, 2006 Surfaced

no no no! The bottom is ofcourse rubber. The plate is made of plastic.

Jun 4, 2006 AnthoFlex

oh....LMFAO!!! i knew it had to be rubber...yo David, you have a pair? why?

Jul 1, 2006 broox

There was an old soap video where bryndon has these on at a party. his buddy is making out with some chick - so bryndon popped off his maxwell and pulled out a condom, haha.

I think that's the way it went... Maybe someone handed a condom to bryndon. Regardless, a condom was hidden inside the maxwell at the party.

Jul 1, 2006 AnthoFlex


Jul 1, 2006 AnthoFlex

I think i may actually consider having these......why?....i dunno

Aug 31, 2006 SonicSoaper

Good thing that video is online now......DANG IT! I bumped a post that hasn't been touched in like 2-3 months!

Aug 31, 2006 Slidey

No-one will ever try to mug me with this!.. but people don't try mug me anyway

Oct 3, 2006 AnthoFlex

One dude mugged me, made off with $20 and my cell.....and if i ever see that Border-hopping motherfucker, i'd slice him

Oct 9, 2006 matrix8967

I just bought some of these today...i think they'll be useful...but not fun


Nov 8, 2006 snikas

ah why would you buy them. no affence but there fugly and look like cheap plastic.

Nov 8, 2006 matrix8967

Yeah, They're ok for marching band...(marching in the wet nasty grass in the stadium) but They're...Interesting...


Jan 25, 2007 ordnanceflint91

i have some but dont use them...just got them with my new squeaky cleans......and yes they are plastic with a lil rubber on the lined part

Feb 17, 2007 slipperysole

Wow, there's alot of anger here, AnthoFlex, you are negative dude.
These plates are perfect for the soapers who go to restrictive private schools, also for long walks. as they feel alot better walking on pavement and up stairs.

Feb 17, 2007 shdook

Once again he said nothing negitive, I dont personally like these just beacuase soaping is for conivenice, and that takes away from some of the fun

Feb 17, 2007 slipperysole

Anthoflex says plenty of negative things, like the 'shooting comment' on this page, and the racist, 'fag' comment on the other page, I've been reading these forums all day here, bored at work, and all I've seen is Anthroflex shooting down others.
I'm not trying to stir anything up, it's just a factual observation.
Anyone can peruse the forums to see what I'm talking about.
Most can spot an arse when they see one.

Feb 17, 2007 AnthoFlex

Im actually one of the nicest guys around here. I only flame people who deserve to be flamed, such as: Flamers, and stupid people who are smart, just act stupid.

But in reality, im a nice guy. Ask anyone here.

If i want, i wouldnt have created Myspace.com/Soapshoes or the Soapshoes petition ; )

Feb 17, 2007 SonicSoaper

Yeah seriously, Renny's helped me out with loads of crap. He's a cool dude. As far as the "border-jumper" comment goes I have only one thing to say. Shit happens.

Feb 17, 2007 AnthoFlex


Feb 17, 2007 SonicSoaper

Oh, sorry. "Border-hopper" as mentioned in this comment.

One dude mugged me, made off with $20 and my cell.....and if i ever see that Border-hopping motherfucker, i'd slice him

Feb 17, 2007 RamenRadio

Renny is a cool guy, and is indeed one of the nicest people here. I haven't seen him flame anyone without reason, and I don't think he ever would do that. He's helped me out as well, so I wouldn't go around saying crap about him.

Feb 17, 2007 SonicSoaper

Not to mention he IS Jesus.

Feb 17, 2007 RamenRadio

lol. Good point AJ. But I still consider him to be a soaping legend ^^

Feb 17, 2007 SonicSoaper

Oh wait you weren't here for that discussion Travis. Check out the pic of Renny doing his Christ Makio.

Feb 17, 2007 matrix8967

I use these plates on the ladder at work to prevent me dying. also when i run cable at school.


Apr 18, 2007 Tasslehoff

LMAO that would be sooooooo funny. its like "gimme ur lunch money" you say ok SLAM kick in the face.

Apr 18, 2007 Tasslehoff

O.O thats sadistic. sorry.

Apr 26, 2007 SapAuthor

I beleive maxwells were created for people with motor cycles and bikes. For bikes, they pedals are always plastic so it's like trying to get grip on ice, and as for motor cycles, sometimes hte rubber isn't enough to get a good grip, you DON"T want to have ur foot slip out when ur going 70 on a highway. I need a pair of maxwells for when i go biking with my girlfriend, so near impossible to find.

Apr 26, 2007 SonicSoaper

If only there was a warehouse full of these in the middle of Arizona.

Apr 26, 2007 Mart

I've been cycling in Soap shoes for almost six years now and have had very few problems with the grindplate. You should cycle on the ball of your foot/toes anyway, the power transfer is greater that way over pushing with the middle of your foot

Apr 26, 2007 broox

ha, i was just going to make the same comment, mart.

Jun 2, 2007 RamenRadio

haha, I love this plate. It's so funny, since my school tries to get me in trouble. And when they say I have grindplates on my feet, I show them I have on the maxwells ;) These plates are pretty awesome. Thanks steve, I might want to get a couple more pairs

Jun 5, 2007 SpiderSoaper

they dont grind, but they r useful, like when i'm going skateboarding,and i dont want to change my shoes, i would just put this on

Jun 5, 2007 RamenRadio

One very usefull plate indeed. I hope I can get another pair of these. Maybe in a size 13 as well

Sep 4, 2007 RamenRadio

You know, I was wondering if I could somehow fit a lighter into that plate. lol

Sep 5, 2007 Page645

trav dont tell me ur a freaking pyro.

Sep 5, 2007 RamenRadio

Go to hell ass hole

Sep 5, 2007 AnthoFlex

You can totally fit a lighter inside a Maxwell

Sep 5, 2007 RamenRadio

I'm going to have some fun with the Maxwell plates then lol I'd better ask for some more, I have some ideas

Sep 6, 2007 WeeMannSoaper7

sup renny

Jan 29, 2008 RamenRadio

Not the best plates, but they keep me out of trouble in school when they catch me soaping in school


May 13, 2008 Spano565

I'll be getting these babies soon.Whoo whoo!

May 19, 2008 kunasaki

ya happened to me too( Im new ^_^ ) i was soaping the stairs at my school one of the yard duties came to drag me the the principal popped in m maxwells and she must have felt like one hell of a Dumg F***

May 19, 2008 kunasaki

note to self cant spell ^_^

Jun 25, 2012 Relate2Videos

something that not too many people know about is that these plates were actually for carrying weed.... on the video it shows them taking out condoms (which is still pretty funny), but the old soap crew were stoners haha

I still love those guys tho

Jun 25, 2012 gongon1037

I would like a pair of these for when i go skating. The weed part is funny.... yet sooo true XD

Jun 26, 2012 Brad


Jul 4, 2012 zelda

that's one way to piss off drug dogs at the airport, lmao

Jul 4, 2012 Brad


Apr 26, 2013 Revengasaur

I want some of these bad boys.

Apr 27, 2013 Relate2Videos

I have a pair, ill give them to you for free when I send another package to you with some more swag. I still have a box of this stuff, I just have trouble packing these things in shoe boxes

Apr 27, 2013 LIGERZERO7


Apr 27, 2013 LIGERZERO7

i want a pair! jk lol

Oct 11, 2013 mcgrinder2011

I'd love a pair of these once I get my Sylons, I could hide a lot of stuff here when I'm at school.
*devilish grin*

Nov 14, 2013 mcgrinder2011

Hey,anyone got a pair in size 14?

Apr 25, 2014 LIGERZERO7

Can't wait to buy these from Steve.

Apr 26, 2014 grug250

i want a pair for my daggits

Apr 26, 2014 grug250

and sylons

Apr 27, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Same here, wish I had cleans too.

Apr 28, 2014 LIGERZERO7

Wow... did't know the old guys were stoners. Still great though.

Apr 29, 2014 mcgrinder2011

pretty cool huh? these can hide anything! And that's why I want them.

Jun 15, 2014 grug250

cant wait to get mine :)

Jun 15, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Lucky. I still want some for when my bbks wear out.

Jun 16, 2014 grug250

true that

Jun 24, 2014 grug250

ahhhhhhhhh i got em :) cost me over $100 tho :(

Jun 25, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Stahp! Please! You're killing me with all your swag!!!

Jun 25, 2014 grug250

dam i hate that word

Jun 26, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Which one, Swaag?

Btw, 'Dam' is the term used for the mother of a young animal, such as a mother horse.
Just sayin' not hatin'

Jun 26, 2014 grug250

i know of this horses mother u speak of lol ;) ......yeah swag man cant stand that word

Jun 26, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Neither can I when my brother spams the use of it. He's such an asshole.

Jul 21, 2014 gothsoaper

Don't really see the purpose of these except for hiding drugs haha. Was a funny video tho when that kid took out a condom

Jul 25, 2014 kowalski

Rawk have maxwells

Jul 25, 2014 mcgrinder2011


Jul 25, 2014 kowalski

They were in the pics and emails, but they never listed them. If I remember right, they didn't know what a maxwell was.

I'll look for the emails later, on my phone right now.

Aug 2, 2014 mcgrinder2011

You CAN check your email on your phone, I'm doing that right now, wondering where my approval letter is.

Aug 4, 2014 kowalski

Por supuesto, pero no quiero.

Aug 5, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Did you take that off a translater or something? It feels like you did.

Aug 6, 2014 kowalski

No, no necessito. Hablo bien español.

Aug 9, 2014 mcgrinder2011

So, hablo ingles, por favor?

Aug 9, 2014 kowalski

Lol, that says "Do I speak English, please?"

Stupid Google translate always fucks up verb conjugations.

Aug 9, 2014 kowalski

Or maybe you did that yourself without knowing Spanish, in which case... It's pretty close!

Aug 10, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Actually, I know a little Spanish from taking it in sophomore year. I just messed it up a little myself.

Aug 10, 2014 kowalski

If you wanna brush up your Spanish, duolingo.com is fun as fuck to use and has been proven to be more effective than traditional courses of study and IT'S FREE!!!

Aug 10, 2014 kowalski

¿Puedas hablar en ingles, por favor?
Can you speak in English, please?


¿Podemos hablar en ingles, por favor?
Can we speak in English, please?

Aug 12, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Eh... Maybe we should just speak English. I really don't know much Spanish at all.

And somehow, time always flies by when I'm forum hopping. It went from 1am to 3am just like that.

Aug 12, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Anyway, back to the plates page that somehow turned onto a GD page...

In short, they kinda suck when you wear them because you have to switch them out to grind. But they do well to hide small stuff like lighters, pot, condoms, etc. And make your shoes normal for when you get caught at school and you wanna troll the principal by saying your shoes are normal.

Aug 12, 2014 kowalski

Where did you get that I was suggesting that we speak Spanish? I was merely offering you a tip in case you wanted to improve your Spanish.

I said "If you wanna brush up your Spanish, ..." The 'if' in this sentence signifies that it is a conditional sentence. You should only do the thing if you meet the condition.

Maybe you should brush up your English skills a little too. hahahaha.

Aug 12, 2014 kowalski

Is the negative space in a Maxwell protected from the elements? Like no rain water from puddles and shit can get in?

Aug 13, 2014 mcgrinder2011

1st: I know you were offering a tip, I just thought we were gonna do Spanish since you started speaking it in the first place.
2nd: I'd say they should be if you screw the Maxwell in tight enough. Just don't wear your soaps in mud, a rainstorm, or snow and they'll be fine. As someone once said, Soaping is an outdoor activity best done under the sun. Anything else will ruin the shoes and possibly, your bones.

Jan 13, 2016 LIGERZERO7

I've got a chance to soap at school and not be found now maybe haha

Mar 27, 2020 megamac

Does anybody have a pair of these in size 7/8 they’d like to sell?
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