hey mega

u just gave me a hernia.....

IN
MY
BRAIN

^^;; Well this is awkward, but yeah, I have an hernia, so I'll be out of soaping for a while, but don't worry, I'll be back soon.

Wikipedia Antho, Wikipedia.

hahaha, i had a hernia in my nutbag once.

antho, it's when your intestines push through a muscle wall in your abdomen. most of the time it happens from strain of some type - lifting something heavy, etc.

usually it just creates a weird bulge around your stomach somewhere. but sometimes it can push through the wall by your nuts and wind up in your nutbag.

so then one day you will be laying in bed, feeling your balls and you're like, 1... 2... 3?!?!

hahaha, my sympathy goes out to you DV.

Yeah, it's not fun, I going to have to get surgery soon. D:

you know what is worse than the surgery?

at least for me... it was the fact that they shaved all my pubes off. and then they put a giant, giant piece of tape over the incision, which i was to leave on for a week or 2. you know, just enough time for hair to start growing back.

then you go back in for the followup appointment where the doctor RIPS that tape right off.

omg.

wait i just reread that comment. the doctor touches your BALLS!? wtf? if i ever get a hrnia the doc better be a girl.

Homophobe. If i ever got a hernia, boy or girl, that doctor better get that crap outta me

I remember my friend mike got hernia, but we didnt know what it was so we just started laughing when he said he thought his balls exploded. Then one of his other friends freaked out and called an ambulence.

I just wanted to say, thank yu Derek for your encouraging comments, now I know I have to lose my pubes, and I have to get some tape ripped off a healing cut.. D:

Lol, how exactly did you get it?

haha, don't worry DV, it makes for a good story in the end.

plus, the incision is not on your balls - or at least mine wasn't. it was closer to my underwear line.

another part of the story... when i woke up from the anesthesia, there were 3 (attractive) nurses (who were probably students in training) had my surgery gown lifted up and were all looking at my junk...

and it was COLD in that room - embarrassing.

thats from "Ali G In The House" (Same guy who played Borat, i believe)

Its funny because its like

"oh shit.....itss soo.......cold hereee......those nurses....noooooo.....must stay awake....must keep nurse chicks frommmmm....laughing....uuughhhh.....nite nite"

i wonder what happened after that though. To the nurses i mean....maybe they laughed, maybe they didnt, or maybe, they called in a Male nurse, haha

broox:

another part of the story... when i woke up from the anesthesia, there were 3 (attractive) nurses (who were probably students in training) had my surgery gown lifted up and were all looking at my junk...

and it was COLD in that room - embarrassing.

DAMN. That realllly sucks. Never go back there XD