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Aug 12, 2003 by Greg unless youre new to the whole expirence of this (crappy) website, youve had enough time to look over and see whats the lowdown on stuff like grinds, spots, and 'style'. (the term style used loosely) anyway, this is more of a bitch box, but we need it, so, what are you sick of seeing everywhere? it could be a trick, a way of doing it, a certian thing to grind on, or just somthing that constantly goes on. Greg adds: for example: im sick of people doing lame stuff like picnic tables and benches, as well as everyone's orgasmic worship over royales all of a sudden. Comments
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Aug 12, 2003 aaron
'slow and controlling' rather than 'fast, scary and stunt like'... the more fun way which is the goal in a activity made for fun is it not?
'im sick of ledges, which are crap on soapshoes because you can never go far due to the lack of momentum, and how you can't lean properly on them for 'maximum cool trickness' due to the rubber... however, there can be cool grinds on ledges that go down stairsets (see: Danny Lynch in oNe)
handicap rails are fun, and great for tech style soaping (which is limited to frontside-budgetCG-bsUnity... and thats at the very best of the "switchups")... but i don't see tech style soaping on them (usually)... sure, a regular non-tech grind is good on a handicap rail at times... but its overdone, there seems to be more handicap rails than handrails, which is L-A-M-E... one exception is frontsides on really long handicap rails, which are cool, assuming your not going slower than a snail (see: Chris Haffey and the 666 rail) (also see: oNe... way more handrails than handicap rails)
Aug 12, 2003 Tanner
Aug 12, 2003 Greg
- seeing the same stupid tricks over and over and over is getting quite annoying. Its only royales on handicap rails and crazy backslides down 2sets. im the only person doing a number of tricks.
- how everyone piggybacks a couple of people around here. can you not formulate your own ideas? most people tend you resort to "We cant agree with him? LOL! n00b! haha" bullshit, but when you ALWAYS agree with these people, its a little obiouvs what youre doing.
- the same stupid ass comments on every picture. "Nice" "Sweet" "Sick" what the fuck? most of these pictures suck, too afraid to hurt someone's feelings?
- and im damn sick of all you retards giving me crap. "where da video g?" if someone wants to buy me a goddamn videocamera, then youll get video. money dosent grow on trees, nor is video the ultimate decider. I havent seen pictures, which apparently dont count, that come close to touching how far ahead of the rest of you i am, so dont give me your video bullshit.
chalk it up to a lack of creativity by 95%. i can name-name's if the request is made, but until now i dont feel like getting baraged my retard flames, because im going to get enough justifiy how cool video is.
Aug 12, 2003 Greg
Aug 12, 2003 Greg
Aug 12, 2003 Tanner
Aug 12, 2003 Greg
Aug 12, 2003 Tanner
Aug 13, 2003 aaron
anyway, to sum it up, if your a newbie than don't be submitting 'Feature Pics' stress on Feature, because if it isnt a Feature than don't bother submitting it... instead goto the forum, post a link to your photo and say 'Hey, I did my first handrail... do you guys have any pointers on how to improve' and you might get some decent replies and no flame, since you weren't going for a 'Look at my picture, it's cool' kinda thing as if you had submitted a feature pic. Feature pics = pics you think are cool, and are willing to back up their coolness.
Pics + asking for advice - bragging = respectable forum post.
Just keep in mind... a feature pic is a form of bragging, since you submitted to be viewed... but if you post on a forum and don't get cocky, and ask a question or two and don't act like the best, than you might get some decent replies and tips.
Aug 13, 2003 peach
Aug 13, 2003 Mart
Also, that royale that's featured right now... that day was the first day I'd ever taken a royale off my practice rail
Aug 13, 2003 Mart
Aug 13, 2003 Crossbuster
Aug 13, 2003 Mart
If you're only doing it for fun, don't video/photograph it and expect everyone to be serious with you and give you m4d pr0p$ for it
Aug 13, 2003 aaron
if you did it just for fun/hobby, you wouldn't be on this site talking ish all the time, you wouldn't have your own fsw site, and you wouldnt be submittting lame-ass pics and wondering why you get flamed...
as i see it, most people here are into it hardcore, and take it serious, until they feel threatened, than they play the 'its just for fun' card to try to escape our bickering
Aug 13, 2003 Tanner
Aug 13, 2003 Greg
Aug 13, 2003 Tanner
Aug 13, 2003 peach
Aug 13, 2003 mike
Aug 13, 2003 Greg
Aug 13, 2003 anonymous
Aug 13, 2003 anonymous
Aug 13, 2003 Crossbuster
Point removed.
Aug 13, 2003 anonymous
Aug 14, 2003 Mart
Plus, they end up getting ideas above their station and talk shit like they know what they're talking about. Aaron and Greg know full well what I'm talking about
Aug 14, 2003 Mart
Aug 14, 2003 Mart
The thing is, why build an FSW site if you're a newbie? There's no point to it at all; there are a shitload of n00b fsw sites on the net, and ALL of them are shit
Aug 14, 2003 rscvideos
Aug 14, 2003 rscvideos
Aug 14, 2003 rscvideos
Aug 14, 2003 Tanner
Aug 14, 2003 aaron
Aug 14, 2003 rscvideos
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Aug 14, 2003 oldgeezer
I take it seriously enough to want to be able to create something that people can laugh at or enjoy on this site.
We amatures seek support from better soapers thats why we like cheesy pics so that we can compare, so stop being so anal!
Aug 14, 2003 Tanner
Aug 14, 2003 Tanner
Aug 14, 2003 Tanner
Aug 14, 2003 mike
Aug 15, 2003 aaron
and you're right, i am lowlife trash, come to my trailer so i can take off my greasy wifebeater and make you wash it for me, and then we can ride around town on my ride-on lawnmower, and then play hide-and-seek in the fifty or so broken cars lying around in my front yard...
maybe i wouldn't be such lowlife trash if i hadn't been on this website for 3 years, and saw all the bullshit that these gay-ass nerd kids talk, or maybe i need a cooler, less lowlife nickname, like "moof" or "moof3"... than i'd be the hotshit '97
Aug 15, 2003 aaron
i better be quiet though, i don't want to scar you for life with my shit, particularily this e-shit, the most dangerous kind...
Aug 15, 2003 aaron
Aug 15, 2003 Crossbuster
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Crossbuster
Aug 15, 2003 Mart
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
stop refering to yourself as if you where more than one person, unless you suffer from skitzofrenia, then you should be locked but for the diseased freak you are. uh oh, that wasnt very politicaly correct of me no what it? just like calling a 'geek' a 'nerd', becuase the difference is like night and day, plus nerds are stupid fucking sXe nazi's who could hack with their super java+ out of a paper bag. oops, there i go again, i just cant stop my super ego becuase its almost as big as a blimp. but, ill wrap this up becuase you have an internt boggle tournamnet to get to. we all know you have your little posse of nerds that follow you around and you talk to on msn about how much you hate (although secretly love) me and tell them to agree with you becuase they are spineless fucks, just like you are around the likes of Alexei and Derek. DEOS 4 life biatch, im not eve part of that soapshoe team of harcore rippers and i want to make love to them. that was me making fun of you. DAMNIT! i just cant stop. of well, speak for yourself, and get back to that sweet brown lovin' of yours
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
stop refering to yourself as if you where more than one person, unless you suffer from skitzofrenia, then you should be locked but for the diseased freak you are. uh oh, that wasnt very politicaly correct of me no what it? just like calling a 'geek' a 'nerd', becuase the difference is like night and day, plus nerds are stupid fucking sXe nazi's who could hack with their super java+ out of a paper bag. oops, there i go again, i just cant stop my super ego becuase its almost as big as a blimp. but, ill wrap this up becuase you have an internt boggle tournamnet to get to. we all know you have your little posse of nerds that follow you around and you talk to on msn about how much you hate (although secretly love) me and tell them to agree with you becuase they are spineless fucks, just like you are around the likes of Alexei and Derek. DEOS 4 life biatch, im not eve part of that soapshoe team of harcore rippers and i want to make love to them. that was me making fun of you. DAMNIT! i just cant stop. of well, speak for yourself, and get back to that sweet brown lovin' of yours
Aug 15, 2003 Greg
Aug 15, 2003 Mart
Aug 15, 2003 moof3
Aug 15, 2003 Mart
Aug 15, 2003 Mart
Aug 15, 2003 Mart
Aug 15, 2003 moof3
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Smokey
Aug 15, 2003 Tanner
Aug 15, 2003 Mart
Aug 15, 2003 aaron
Aug 17, 2003 Mart
All this bitching on Greg is really starting to fuck me off. So what if you think he's arrogant? You could wipe your face with your own shit for all I care, because you're no-one, and you don't have a valid opinion because you're a fucking nobody
Aug 17, 2003 GreenBeret
Aug 17, 2003 Tanner
Aug 17, 2003 Tanner
Aug 17, 2003 Eric_Draven
Aug 17, 2003 Greg
-if you really 'dont care what (i) have to say' then you wouldnt bother telling me im such a pain in the ass, but you do anyway, and even then its all cock 'n bull. if you hate me, for starters i couldnt give an ounce of care, but i think you would want to try and beat me at my own game by showing me up. but no, all you do is talk ish non-stop, as an excuse to coverup for your lack of skill. anyone who i would consider a standout (skillwise) here, either agrees with me, or is out there ripping, geting better. im the best, its not pompus, or its not narcissistic, its the fucking truth and nothing you can write will change that. deal with it.
Aug 21, 2003 Greg
Aug 21, 2003 Tanner
Aug 21, 2003 Eric_Draven
Aug 22, 2003 Greg
subject a)http://resu.fswer.com/Junk/notimpressive.jpg
subject b)http://resu.fswer.com/Pictures/greg49.jpg
xxgot it?xx
Aug 22, 2003 Greg
Aug 24, 2003 Mart
Aug 24, 2003 Mart
Sep 7, 2003 RiteHite
Sep 7, 2003 RiteHite
Sep 8, 2003 Mart
You people need to learn how to take a fucking hint
Sep 9, 2003 RiteHite
Sep 9, 2003 RiteHite
Sep 10, 2003 Mart
Sep 26, 2003 derek
Apr 24, 2004 Smokey
Apr 24, 2004 Mart